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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:40
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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'Razor blade throat', a stabbing pain, might hint at infection from new Covid strain - WION
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat Bagged Lettuce - HuffPost
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
More seniors are using cannabis than ever before despite health risks, research shows - Fox News
So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
I Tracked My Glucose Levels With My Favorite Fitness Tracker. These 3 Takeaways Surprised Me - CNET
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Scientists Are Getting Closer to Finding Evidence of the Fifth Force - Yahoo
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Thumbs down again.
Appendix Cancer Rates Climb Among Millennials and Gen X - Newser
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
No go.